Who can take a stand-up hack bit, and sprinkle it with joy? The Carlin Man can! Hear GEORGE CARLIN with his successful routine on a topic that all too many failing stand-up comedians have tried and failed on. Also comedy from MARIA BAMFORD, and new novelty from PRIMUS and their re-interpretation of music from the film "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory". Plus, Bill shares some exciting personal news.