Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 38.4

“They are doing this on purpose…”

Finally, it’s here! The episode you’ve all been hating for. Yes, it’s the Metal Breakfast Radio Xmas Ham and Jamboree. This year’s special features…not Kent! Sadly the man was so sick he had to pull himself off - we mean OUT! - of this episode. He sent in some tracks, and of course they were treated with the utmost respect that is due to a fellow show host. Dave and Bob forge onwards, forwards, upwards and foxtrot a bit sideways while having two extra voices join in. Who could it possibly be? Why don’t you listen in to find out! Who is sober by the end? Who has to clean up afterwards? And - most importantly - who gives a shit? Not us, so listen in or find a good place to jam that ham.

Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 38.4


Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 37.8

“…Well, yes. Does a bit.”

Goddag, goddag! Tag hatten af! Back with a bang (but that was just the mixer exploding) and it’s a Danish Metal special this week. A vicarious vetting of vicious Vikings on this week’s episode, with Denmark’s finest put under scrutiny. As said, the mixer takes a shit and dies - it was Kent’s fault - so we had to take a few days off. These few days turned into 4 weeks, but we returned with a new mixer to finish ourselves off. Ooh-er. There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark, with so much metal you could shake a spear at it. Forsooth, and SKÅL! Verily, thou shalt have thine lugholes plundered by: EMBRACING SICKNESS, SLÆGT, IMPALERS, MONSTERBOSS, SPITANGER, DEUS OTIOSUS, THE NIMBWITS, KILLING GANDHI, RIPE, ARTILLERY, INFERNAL TORMENT, INIQUITY, DOWNLORD, CORPUS MORTALE, NUCLEAR DEATH TERROR, STRANGLER and MERCYFUL FATE.

Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 37.8


Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 35.4

“Haven’t you ever seen The Gong Show?!”

Back round at La Casa Del Trueno and the three - yes, still three - of us have a roaring time on this one. You will too, so listen in while we waffle on enthusiastically about this week’s submissions. Some are rubbish, some aren’t, and there’s a surprise for us at the end with all the metallic goodness shining through. Do we sound upbeat? It’s all lies, we tell you!! This week you’ll get: FRAGILE EXISTENCE, ANGAKOK, DYSENTERY, VOLTURYON, TORMENTED HAEMOPHAGUS, AFFLICTION GATE, MORBID CRUCIFICTION, EX DEMENTIA, CORRUPTION OF PEACE, RAMMING SPEED, SEXCREMENT, REVEL IN FLESH, VIOLATION WOUND, FUNEST, SAVATAGE, OBITUARY, BOLT THROWER and INIQUITY.

Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 35.4


Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 20.7

"He's a Devil! He'll suck my soul for breakfast!"

 

Yes, it's another repeat. Yes, it's from less than 2 years ago. Yes, Bob Thunder is old. But he's not on this show. We DO have a guest on this episode, and it's our mate Mads Haarløv. If you don't know him then we'll explain: He's the overweight drag queen who has the starring role at the Moulin Rouge for the next six months, and has a penchant for going in un-lubed. Allegedly. He is also known for the bands INIQUITY & STRANGLER with many more under his rainbow sequined belt. Once again we cannot remember what utter shash gets played on this one but that queen, Mads, will probably have chosen it. Do we need to remind you that this is an old episode and may contain references to defunct shows and out of date commercials? It may also contain nuts. Usually in Haarløv's mouth.

Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 20.7


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