This week Citizen JNothing again is in control of Metal Invaders. This week he brings you the sound of Devildriver, Mushroomhead, Meshuggah, Testament, Annihilator, Entombed, Nile, Necrophagist, Old Man's Child, 1349, Nephren-Ka, Winds Of Plague, and ends off with some Strapping Young Lad.
“There’s Winston Churchill!”
We said there was change coming, but it isn’t this week. This is more of the same rubbish, yet highly entertaining if we say so ourselves. Which we bloody well do. Donovan brings his usual bitterness to the table, while Dave brings his range of classics. The first half of the show is brought to you sober, so do try to enjoy the second. Maybe talk among yourselves. On this you’re getting ANACRYPTIC, PROPHECY, ORDO INFERUS, NIHILANTH, SAVAGE SOUL, THE INFINITE WITHIN, UNHOLY GHOST, FLESHGRIND, SOLACE OF REQUIEM, GASH, SINISTER, BATHORY, THE DAMNED, PRONG, WINTER, THE ACCUSED, VADER and ENTOMBED.
“…said the King!”
Change is coming, let it be known, and change is good. That’s all we’ll say for now. But here’s a hint: this one has our good buddy Bob Thunder on it, lending his ear - and myopia - to the proceedings. It doesn’t change much, as we’re still trigger happy with the Exterminate button. Tune in to hear: TORN THE FUCK APART, FIBROMA, NECROCADAVERIC VOMIT, AL GOREGRIND, BODDICKER, THRONE OF SACRILEGE, IMPURIUM, HORRENDOUS, FORNICUS, OVERCHARGE, LUGUBRUM, RAZOR, THE GREAT KAT (we advise caution when using the word “GREAT” here), OVERKILL, VILLAINY, NERVOSA, ENTOMBED, WINTERWOLF and BLACK SABBATH.
Something happens on this episode that is bizarre. Actually, it DOESN’T happen….not until the second half of the show anyway. Dave and Donovan bring a bloody bunch of boisterous bands, bolstered by bitching banter, blithering bullshit and beautiful beers. Alliterate to Exterminate! The music was mostly supplied by our mate Jools, spirits were high, the commentary was entertaining, and the puns were rubbish. Pretty much a perfect evening. Listen in for some DECREPTOR, POWERLORD, VILLAINY, MORBO, GRAVECRUSHER, INFEST, APOSENTO, ECOCIDE, MORBIDITY, ZOLDIER NOIZ, MORTICIAN, HALLOWS EVE, DESECRATOR, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, AMORPHIS, SLAYER, SPAWN OF POSSESSION and ENTOMBED.
This month on The Metal Grotto, Citizen JNothing brings you the metal sounds of Goatwhore, Nile, King of Asgard, Death Breath, Entombed, Lazarus AD, Cradle Of Filth (covering a Slayer tune), Erupted, Aeon, Gojira, Psycroptic, and finishes off with some Fecal Corpse.
"Where the bloody Hell am I?!!"
Cor Blimey! What a great show, if we say so ourselves. And we will. Blowing our own trumpets is mandatory. Pity it hurts the spine. Ooh-er. More submissions from the Chunder-ground, some from good friends, all of it's rubbish. Except those that aren't. But you'll have to listen in to find out which. On this spectacular spunk spectacle you can have your ears spooged by MOUNTAIN THRONE, BONES, INISANS, DIRTDRINKER, LOGIC OF DENIAL, UNBORN SUFFER, PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT, UMBRAL TORTURE, SARGON, MAN MUST DIE, RIBSPREADER, ABSU, HAVOK, FACEBREAKER, ADRAMALACH, ENTOMBED, GAMA BOMB, CELTIC FROST, DOWN AMONG THE DEAD MEN and BROKEN BONES.