9sense - 12 August, XLVII A.S.

9sense - 12 August, XLVII A.S.
1. The Devil’s Advocate – Opening Compassion Ritual
2. Infernal Informant – The Ryan Way & Christian conservatives playing victim card
3. Adam Campbell's Road Rage, Memorable Moments in Life, and Song
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need the lyrics to that opening ritual. I want to learn it.
It's all in The Satanic Bible.
Satan buys souls to create more demons. The human lives out the rest of his or her life, and when they die, they go to hell, and instead of being tormented, they get to be a demon and do the tormenting for the justice of Satan. This is how Satan reproduces. He ripens the soul and mixes it with fire and brimstone in a cauldron. All ifrits such as my lord Satan and I are male, so we don't reproduce sexually.
And when somebody dies, do NOT feel remorse. It they go to heaven, they are in a better place. If they are in Satan's legion, they are in a better place. If they end up in a black hole, it's because they were an Atheist and it's all they were expecting anyways. If they end up with a pitchfork up their ass, who gives a damn!? Leave it all behind! Burn the remains of your past! If somebody dies, and you miss them, you are an avaricious bastard who needs to be impaled on stage at Asmodeus's casino.
And next time your daughter wants to watch Nemo, make her watch Nemo spelled backwards.
This is not true.
Souls are like cocaine. Satan uses them to get high. Everyone knows that.