Lambert’s Basement – Episode 201

Halloween 2023 – “Tag, you’re it!”

Reverend David and his co-host Igor, zombie goldfish extraordinaire, bring you a Halloween special of spooky Big Band tracks! After somewhat of a hiatus they finally get together to produce a show, and give news for future episodes. All tracks are listed as played, so listen in and hear the delectable sounds of Benny Goodman, Eartha Kitt, Cab Calloway, Ethel Merman, Bing Crosby with Boris Karloff, and many more! Tag, you’re it.

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Metal Breakfast Radio – Episode 44.2 – PART TWO (A show of 2 halves.)

“We all seem that way, even if we’re not but secretly are.”

It’s time for the MBR Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza! Not that it’s any different from other episodes, though it does have a guest in the form of Mads Haarløv from Danish death dealers and sludge guzzlers UNDERGANG. He’s also Dave’s mate, and he brought beer. Speaking of which, a hearty shout out and thank you from all the MBR crew, to Magister Gene for the beer money. Nighest of swans! The show ran over, so was split into 2 halves, and at the end of each features some tracks from Dave’s upcoming projects as an Xmas bonus to our beloved listeners, as well as a bit of an explanation. So sit back, relax, stretch your sack, and check out the show. It goes downhill pretty fast. That will be the beer. On this Solstice shredding show you’ll be getting:

Confessions of joint nudity very early on.
The “Woop” count, updated.
Polite Danes making erotic advances to Dave, who apparently looked homeless.
Inadvertently summoning Finnish demons.
Packets of guilt left out in the rain.
Mads has art, and it’s a load of old wank.
Nostalgic cracker tales and Heavy Metal friends.
Passion fruit flavoured banana beer. And it’s utter bollocks.
Random Bludgeon Geography!
What do Welsh androids dream of?
Due to some fantastic editing skills, the ZZ top cover went down incredibly well. Until it didn’t.
Austrian bands from down under, mouths full of meatballs, and Muppet Satanists.
Nostalgia for OG Metal Breakfast, and a possible home invasion at Spenceley’s place.

Part 1 finale tracks:
Hellfrost & Fire – “Legion of Hellfrost and Fire” & “Black Secrets in the Splintering Walls”
Formaldehydist – “Piss-soaked Lingerie” & “Caught Between a Cock and a Flight Case”

Part 2 finale tracks:
Formaldehydist – “Chunder on the Tundra” & “Alcohol By Volume (Turn That Fucker Up)”
Hellfrost & Fire – “The Lost King and The Heir Apparent”


Metal Breakfast Radio – Episode 44.2 – PART ONE (A show of 2 halves.)

“We all seem that way, even if we’re not but secretly are.”

It’s time for the MBR Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza! Not that it’s any different from other episodes, though it does have a guest in the form of Mads Haarløv from Danish death dealers and sludge guzzlers UNDERGANG. He’s also Dave’s mate, and he brought beer. Speaking of which, a hearty shout out and thank you from all the MBR crew, to Magister Gene for the beer money. Nighest of swans! The show ran over, so was split into 2 halves, and at the end of each features some tracks from Dave’s upcoming projects as an Xmas bonus to our beloved listeners, as well as a bit of an explanation. So sit back, relax, stretch your sack, and check out the show. It goes downhill pretty fast. That will be the beer. On this Solstice shredding show you’ll be getting:

Confessions of joint nudity very early on.
The “Woop” count, updated.
Polite Danes making erotic advances to Dave, who apparently looked homeless.
Inadvertently summoning Finnish demons.
Packets of guilt left out in the rain.
Mads has art, and it’s a load of old wank.
Nostalgic cracker tales and Heavy Metal friends.
Passion fruit flavoured banana beer. And it’s utter bollocks.
Random Bludgeon Geography!
What do Welsh androids dream of?
Due to some fantastic editing skills, the ZZ top cover went down incredibly well. Until it didn’t.
Austrian bands from down under, mouths full of meatballs, and Muppet Satanists.
Nostalgia for OG Metal Breakfast, and a possible home invasion at Spenceley’s place.

Part 1 finale tracks:
Hellfrost & Fire – “Legion of Hellfrost and Fire” & “Black Secrets in the Splintering Walls”
Formaldehydist – “Piss-soaked Lingerie” & “Caught Between a Cock and a Flight Case”

Part 2 finale tracks:
Formaldehydist – “Chunder on the Tundra” & “Alcohol By Volume (Turn That Fucker Up)”
Hellfrost & Fire – “The Lost King and The Heir Apparent”


Metal Breakfast Radio – Episode 44.1

“Uh oh…”

In yet another eleventh hour episode recorded over a week ago (cough) with no beer involved (cough cough) and an awful lot of borrowed jokes (HACKing cough) Dave brings a plethora of piquant pieces to pleasure the perception. Alternatively, a bunch of songs that sound good. No Kent or Bob, sadly. The boys will be back in time for the Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza. Or something like that. This episode, however is almost a Halloween special, as seen by the colossally epic cover image. So raise a glass or twelve of something infernal. And please don’t disturb Dave on the 31st. New Doctor Who is on the telly.


Lambert’s Basement – Episode 200

Halloween 2021 – The Power of Three.

Reverend David and Igor bring a special episode prior to their Halloween celebrations, and subsequent seasonal libations. Not only are there a plethora of Big Band Jazz, but a visit from David’s closest friends Bob and Kent, the co-hosts on his other show Metal Breakfast Radio. These fine fellows bring along a slightly different selection of Jazz offerings, which we are absolutely positive you will find equally as delectable and desirable as the rest of the show.

On this special you’ll hear the likes of Artie Shaw, Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Vera Lynn, and finally a rather ominous portent. But not to worry, it’s probably nothing. Keep calm and carry on.


Metal Breakfast Radio – Episode 44.0

“You’re never involved…”

Dave, Kent and Bob are on fine form in this all-new episode. Well, it sounds that way at least. It’s probably just the ale talking. Recorded early in 2021, so apologies for the delay. More bands run the gauntlet, more exterminations, more expletives, and a lot more beer and trips to the bathroom. Many thanks to Rob Turman, who sent us money to spend on beverages, and also on the Stygian Dark album mix. So if you think it sounds shit then blame him. He also sent in another song. Blame him for that, too. On this episode there are such tantalising titillations as:

Possible intercourse with Jean-Michelle Jarre.
When is an Iniquity album not an Iniquity album?
Asthmatic oral pleasures between March and May.
Lick your laptop in a B-movie frenzy.
JK Rowling’s rubbish book: Gordon Ramsey and the respectable Roe recipe.
A country mile, a baker’s dozen, and a short Stygian walk into a bar.
Bring forth Toyah Wilcox and the nipples!
Kent admits to holes in his musical upbringing. Or ball bag.
Do you have a moment to talk about brains?
Relating bollocks about past hosts.
Is it Canadian, or a stroke?
Nepotism: It rhymes with Benediction. Almost.
Revenge: Best served cold, with feta cheese and dressing.


Metal Breakfast Radio – Episode 43.9

“I am talking ‘ere!!”

This show was recorded in March (of this year, obviously) and we would very much like to give thanks to Rob Turman for the donation of beer money AND to the studio costs for Dave’s latest project, Stygian Dark. Speaking of Dave’s projects, he plays one that is over 23 years old that no one has ever heard. You can all shut your Desert Mouth, too. As for the request to keep things short, well it almost becomes the longest show ever. On this episode you can complain about:

Scandinavian credit cards.
Lars Ulrich, the famous Finnish plumber.
Dog-licked reading glasses.
Total Nepotism, and Pandora opens up her box. The slut.
We blame the American for previous PC-related violations.
Married With Children, starring Ted Bundy.
How many guitar WHOOOOPS did you count?
The tale of the buttery Spaniel.
Rob T: Thanks for the beer money! The song…not so much.
Dave admits he once sang like a girl. (Once??)
Bob is “don’t mention the war” years old.


Lambert’s Basement – Regeneration 9 – The Classic Era.

Episode 9. – Day Of The Haddocktor.

A wonderful Walpurgisnacht to one and all!

In this, the 9th and final episode in the regeneration run of Lambert’s Basement’s Classic Era, Dave and Igor jump right in with some Duke Ellington, Maynard Ferguson, Woody Herman, Art Blakey, Benny Goodman, Ray Ellington, Les Brown with Doris Day, Slim Gaillard, Bunny Berrigan, and – just after the first ringing of the Cloister Bell – the show’s finale with the BBC Big Band Orchestra.

We hope you have enjoyed listening to the humble beginnings of Lambert’s Basement, and that you will join us again at a future timey-wimey, for more delectable sounds of Big Band, Swing and Jazz.


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